phone of dreams

LOOK WHAT I FOUND at the back of my cupboard.It's gr8, who needs mobile phones when you gots a Dream Phone? You have to call up lots of munting boys and they give you clues [e.g "he doesn't wear a hat".. cos thats always helpful], until you figure out which one fancies you. When you think you know who it is, you phone him up and he goes "YOU'RE RIGHT!! I REALLY LIKE YOU!", then you can go "HURRAH"... and rest in peace, safe in the knowledge that a guy likes you, even if he is only the computerised voice of a goose-faced scally named George who likes playing golf, and whose favourite food is 'ice-cream'. Pahaha, I love how they get pissed off at you when you keep redialling their number. "I TOLD YOU ALREADY! IT'S NOT ME!'.I was obviously a very disturbed and lonely child, for me to have asked for this game.