reach for the scalpel

I was just browing Getty Images, as you do & came accross this 'Hannah Spearitt' at the OK! Magazine's VIP Christmas Karaoke Party (LOL, v. clazzy stuff as you can imagine), but SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME this is NOT the same Hannah Spearitt from S Club 7! Is it?! I am so confused. WTF.This is going to annoy me forever & thus it is imperative that I find out. If it is, then it's hilarious. If it's not then, well, it should be.In other important news. I've re-discovered red cinnamon chewing gum! YES. Amazing!

i don't have an advent calendar. i buy myself a piece of clothing everyday instead.

I bought another collar (from C&A, no less) today. I found 2 (5) ways to wear it (hence really crafty look), but the second er, would only be so practical if I were a poorly labrador. Of course I will not be donning it over a low-cut pink Primark top. Fashion fow-par or wot. But it has persuaded me to go on a hunt for a Little-White-Fur-Riding-Hood type garment which will undoubtedly never appear in my greedy greedy mittens. Sigh.I also picked up (oh, here we go) a red beret but promptly returned it after waddling a few metres from the shop & discovering on peeping into bag that it had magically turned a horrendous shade of red. So off I go & purchase a knitted MUSTARD YELLOW bobble-hat instead. It sounds revolting, but it's really an incredible headpiece in disguise (at least, I think so) & it's even better when I wiggle my head around. Eitherhow, I already look like the secret spawn of a jolly Father Christmas with my red coat & christmas earrings (my mum makes all the girls wear these frightful creations - see: flashing wreaths, dancing snowmen, jingling bells etc - Mark Darcy & his Reindeer jumper have nothing on me). It's MORE than tragic & it's like if you don't wear them you'll get coal in your stocking. I recall one particularly sorrowful christmas when my dad actually put coal in my stocking as a joke (along with some onions). I was absolutely distraught. 1991 was bad year for me. Let's hope 2006 is kinder & gives me lots of moneys and jobs.On a completely unrelated note, is it just me or has Little Britain just gotten, um, crap? I'm SURE it used to be good! Wasn't it? Wasn't it even a LITTLE BIT good at one point? Or was it the mere fact that people constantly bantering on about it being 'SO GREAT' tricked me into believing so? Have I been living a lie? There are only 1 or 2 watchable characters & even they get tiring. Ah well. Ab Fab 4eva!!