+one is the loneliest number

1 i bought 4 pairs of shoes for a fiver each. jubilation.2 the rents have gone away (panic, panic!) & this is the only food i can manage to conjur up. i'm quite proud of myself for managing to hardboil those eggs. i really am the most ridiculously crap cook, you see. when i'm older i'm going to get my own house husband & i shall call him geoffrey. or jeeves. or margaret.3 clad in tan lines & spa. i haven't drunk alcohol for over a week (have i mentioned this already? i've been v. good i'll have you know), and wow, that photo looks nuthink like me. hi!other than that, we've been having bbq's almost every night. nobody's back in brussels yet, so i've been very lonely, lying on the floor weeping and flailing my arms about (if yr reading this, can you plz hurry up & bring me gifts of vodka and er, frankincense (frankincense=dried tree sap, ho ho, i didn't know that. ok sod the frankincense then)). what's more, next week is rock werchter and I'M NOT GOING. my bruther is.(werchter is a music festival). i cackled a little when i saw the images of a flooded glastonbury. but that's between you & me.um, i really would like to end this entry on a happy note. somewhat tempted to make a really bad pun & whip out my xylophone or something, but that would just be AWFUL. did you know that mosquitos have 47 teeth?